(Source: diogens)

buttsex-withgod:

save-my-unicorns:

terminallycaprici9us:

What the hell they’re wearing the exact same fucking thing

it’s the “my brother’s tired” ensemble

It went from being sad and drowning in my feels to being fucking hilarious.

(Source: kazuos)

(Source: namemefish)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

mccoymedical:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

A lot of the inventions from the original series are part of our everyday lives now… (x)

(Source: nyotas)

homovikings:

do you ever cry and your tears are the avengers cast

homurahomo:

cronistic-tribute:

homurahomo:

sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…

jesus had fucking nipples, dude

whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me